pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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A pregnant employee at a Christian school was fired for having premarital sex — They offered the job to the man who got her pregnant.

Russia didn’t consider beer an alcoholic beverage until 2011. Before then, any drink under 10% volume was considered a soft drink.

Benjamin Franklin wasn’t…

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tastefullyoffensive:

Watch dog. [bizarrocomics]

pyawakit:

americanninjax:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

Oh my god

Disney magic.

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College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

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